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    Default Funny how things can turn out!

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
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    True story: when Roxanne Pulitzer was linked to a lesbian affair with Jacqueline Kimberly, heiress of the Kimberly/Clark fortune (makers of Kleenex brand tissues), the Miami Herald newspaper headline was "Read It And Weep".

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    True story: When news broke that Conrad Hilton of Hilton Hotel fame passed away Roger Grimsby (a local NYC anchor) started his broadcast with, "Conrad Hilton checked out today."
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    True Story: When Elton John wed David Furnish The Sun's headline read: "Elton Takes David up The Aisle".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalopy View Post
    True Story: When Elton John wed David Furnish The Sun's headline read: "Elton Takes David up The Aisle".
    Wow.

    I guess after that, one might say that Elton was "fully Furnished".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queso View Post
    Wow.

    I guess after that, one might say that Elton was "fully Furnished".
    Sounds to me like David was the one getting "fully Furnished!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jalopy View Post
    True Story: When Elton John wed David Furnish The Sun's headline read: "Elton Takes David up The Aisle".
    The irony of this is that The Sun (I presume you're talking about the UK's best-selling rag) doesn't print true stories.

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