I Think Doyle Brunson is My Real Father

[Queso]

Reasons:

1. He looks exactly like my "real" father (I say "real" because the jury is still out). [See attached pics below]
2. Why couldn't he have been my father? He traveled all around the US playing poker back in the day. Could've met up with my mom.
3. My mom was a poker dealer in Texas. (Well, that one's a lie.)
4. My best friend growing up was named Scotty Doyle.
5. Why else this burning passion for poker?
5. I wish he was my father. Christ, I'd be at least as good as Todd by now. Right?

[Tim]

That's a spitting image. Which one is Doyle?

I think you should email Doyle (or tweet him - I know he's up with the technology) and request a DNA test.

[Queso]

Originally Posted by Tim

That's a spitting image. Which one is Doyle?

I think you should email Doyle (or tweet him - I know he's up with the technology) and request a DNA test.

Or $100,000 not to request a DNA test.

[Tim]

Originally Posted by Quesofromage

Or $100,000 not to request a DNA test.

You're selling yourself too cheaply. He might pay up, on the condition you sit down with him on High Stakes Poker with it.

[Queso]

Originally Posted by Tim

You're selling yourself too cheaply. He might pay up, on the condition you sit down with him on High Stakes Poker with it.

#1. Cheaply?? I would settle for 5 grand. For 1 grand. For 500.00 bucks!
#2. Let's picture how that would go. After immediately losing it all back to him on High Stakes Poker, probably in one hand, I would never live it down in the poker community. How could I show my face again at a table? I'd be more reviled than Darvin Moon. And after that, it'd be Mike Matusow who'd be getting hit with a paternity suit!

[Tim]

Originally Posted by Quesofromage

#1. Cheaply?? I would settle for 5 grand. For 1 grand. For 500.00 bucks!

Okay, well now you've gone public and said you'd happily accept $500, you can kiss goodbye to $100k - even with the compelling evidence!