My left one.
It never seems to know what the right one is doing.
Any hand I lose with.
In other words, I don't pay attention to such nonsense. I never say "oh no, its AQ/JJ/AK/KQ/WTF again". I just play it the way I feel is best and take the result.
First in with a small pocket pair in a loose passive sit&go before the push/fold stage. I hate folding, limping and raising with them. Live I could maybe rip up my cards to relieve the frustration, but online I'm stuck and have to do something I don't like with this barely playable hand.
AK. Every time I get dealt that hand I either miss the flop and get beat by some low pair, every time I hit the flop, someone else outflops me or hits their draw on the river. When I get dealt big slick I fully expect to lose money.
I know, I know...positive EV...self-fulfilling prophecy...superstition...the way I play it...blah, blah, blah. Don't care. That hand HAS IT IN FOR ME :)
"Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city" - Coach Finstock, Teen Wolf
Not saying it doesn't make sense. It does. But I demand proof that it is for YOU. LOL
Like I said, I wonder if I can look at my PT3 somehow and see how true that is. Your reasoning would certainly indicate that it is very likely though. Most people are going to play AK anytime but can find reasons to dump AQ. Pocket pairs individually do not occur as often. TBH I do not see how you can be wrong.
However, I'd also say that you have won more AIPF hands with AK than any other hand also. In fact, you are likely to be above 50% with it.